So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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