I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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