her vagine was all disorganized.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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