Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We talked him into tasing himself.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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