we're blogging at a bar
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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