She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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