My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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