All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Michael Bay diarrhea
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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