Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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