don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
this boner is exhausting
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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