She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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