if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
