As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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