I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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