dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
whose ass print is on the piano?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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