Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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