he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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