you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
