She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
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