We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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