the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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