Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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