Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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