And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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