I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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