You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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