hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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