I'm lost and stupid without you.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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