Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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