I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
