I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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