Kiss
Puke
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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