you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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