We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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