So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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