So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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