It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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