If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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