Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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