Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
