Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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