And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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