we're blogging at a bar
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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