I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
