Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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