I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
i think im in europe. pls send help
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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