I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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