youre lurking in front of me
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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