I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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