I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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