Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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