I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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