Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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