It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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